I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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