He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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