If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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