please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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