Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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