i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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