ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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