Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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