omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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