'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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