This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize