I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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