he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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