walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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