She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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