Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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