I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
