google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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