I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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