Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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