If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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