I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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