Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
tell me about the eggs
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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