She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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