we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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