I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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