I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
worst night to have a conscience
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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