Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
last night I used snow as a chaser
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