Rock
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Fuck
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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