He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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