some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We were destined to go to rehab together
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need a beard to bite.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
