She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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