Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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