Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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