We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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