we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i will never coherently bang her
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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