I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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