She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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