I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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