i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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