You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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