Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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