You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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