Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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