You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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