Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
