are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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