The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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