She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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