if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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