Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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