Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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