so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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