I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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